Recent Tweets by Unsanctioned Garbage Party

• I spent four minutes looking at Juggalos on the internet and now I'm addicted to meth.
• Forget everything you've ever known about The Alamo.
• I wrote a spec script for a spinoff of Silk Stalkings called 'Crotch Heat.' It was well received. #alittleaboutme
• If I had to describe myself in 3 words or less it would be: sticky in parts #alittleaboutme
• As entertainment mediums, I enjoy both television AND film. #alittleaboutme
• Hey the 1930's, ever heard of not wearing a hat for once?? Sheesh.
• A lot of people will claim they're "not ready to die." But that's usually because they're having sex. Or pooping.