Recent Tweets by Unsanctioned Garbage Party

• My father's murderer has not been caught due entirely to the fact that he has not yet been murdered.
• If it's not One Thing, it's Another—and I swear to GOD if I catch either of those little bastards in my yard again I'll whip their asses!
• I spent four minutes looking at Juggalos on the internet and now I'm addicted to meth.
• Forget everything you've ever known about The Alamo.
• I wrote a spec script for a spinoff of Silk Stalkings called 'Crotch Heat.' It was well received. #alittleaboutme
• If I had to describe myself in 3 words or less it would be: sticky in parts #alittleaboutme
• As entertainment mediums, I enjoy both television AND film. #alittleaboutme