An old Jerky Boys track consists of “Frank Rizzo” calling up a patient old man and inventing a fake mutual friend from their past. This friend supposedly tried to give Frank “The Hucklebuck.” After a minute one realizes that “The Hucklebuck” is Frank’s euphemism for “blowjob.”

My friend Tony enjoys quoting this particular phone call so much that this past Christmas I decided to give Tony “The Hucklebuck.” Literally. 

I designed and printed the label below. Then I taped it carefully to a small box about the size of  a CD and the depth of book. Additional quotes from the same phone call are also referenced on the box.

Hucklebuck talk begins at 1:57. It delights me to this day how many times he gets the nice old man to say “The Hucklebuck.”

 

This past weekend Tony brought The Huckbuckto a party where it was given to various guests…

This guy was not phased when he received The Hucklebuck.

 

These two were given The Hucklebuck at the same time.

 

He seems somewhat familiar with The Hucklebuck.