A Fun Science Experiment

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  • Forget everything you've ever known about The Alamo.
  • I wrote a spec script for a spinoff of Silk Stalkings called 'Crotch Heat.' It was well received.
  • If I had to describe myself in 3 words or less it would be: sticky in parts
  • As entertainment mediums, I enjoy both television AND film.
  • Hey the 1930's, ever heard of not wearing a hat for once?? Sheesh.
  • A lot of people will claim they're "not ready to die." But that's usually because they're having sex. Or pooping.
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