Quote Posters

I recently found three posters that I had made for my brother a couple years ago as a Christmas present.

I flipped through some of his favorite books and pulled out quotes that he had highlighted—then designed, printed and framed the posters.

FROM: “Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Acheb

 

FROM: “The Way to the West” by Elliott West 

 

“War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning” by Chris Hedges

 

QUIZ: Pro Wrestling Faction, Nightclub or Megachurch?

Do you know the difference between a group of grapplers, a nightclub and a giant place of worship? You do? What about based on the name only?


Below are 10 names of ONLY a Wrestling Faction, Nightclub OR Megachurch (at the time of posting this).

Please don’t just dive into this quiz like a crazy person. It may be the hardest thing you do all week. Take it slow. If you survive, please share some of your new knowledge with a loved one.

To see the answer, click, drag and highlight the area next to the name.

  1. BROOD   Wrestling Faction (WWF 1998 – 1999)
  2. PERIMETER   Church (Duluth, GA)
  3. THE FLOCK  Wrestling Faction (WCW 1997)
  4. EVE   Nightclub (Las Vegas, NV)
  5. SUNRISE   Church (multiple locations, U.S.)
  6. SWEET & SOUR   Wrestling Faction (ROH 2007 – 2009)
  7. NATION   Nightclub (Washington, D. C.)
  8. THE COLLECTIVE   Nightclub (New York City, NY)
  9. NEXUS   Wrestling Faction (WWE  2010 – 2011)
  10. NEW BIRTH   Church (multiple locations, U.S.)

BONUS INFORMATION!
The following names are shared by MULTIPLE wrestling factions, nightclubs OR churches:
Evolution (Wrestling Faction/Nightclub)
Corporation (Wrestling Faction/Nightclub)
New Church (Wrestling Faction/Church)
Revolution (Wrestling Faction/Nightclub/Church)
Silo (Nightclub/Church)
Garage (Nightclub/Church)
Motion (Nightclub/Church)
Element (Nightclub/Church)

What Would Jesus Do, Specifically?

It’s not that I don’t want to answer the question ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ —it’s just that the question is too broad. Plus, he died a long time ago.

What would he do…when? with who? under what circumstances? A Jesus-type-guy could find himself in a pretty endless number of situations. Here are some realistic scenarios with his possible reactions.

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The Written Evolution of ‘Ham Sandwich’

…in 5 simple steps:

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Intern Quiz

Our office’s new batch of interns were given the following [non-H.R.-approved] quiz. Conceived of by Jeff R. Written by me.

The purpose was to alleviate our boredom, spark creativity and force interns to say mean things about their coworkers.

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Kittens In A Basket

If you know anything about me, you know I have quite a habit of using the old adage “…kittens in a basket…”

But did you know that the phrase has nearly 45 uses?! …I’m sorry, it’s closer to 30. But, shit! That’s still a ton!

Here are a few scenarios to get you started:

  • Your co-worker starts complaining (again) about his stressful weekend? Just give him the ol’ “Hey, buddy. We’ve all got our kittens in a basket. Don’t think you’re the only one.”
  • Late for a dinner appointment? Try “…traffic, rain…it was like kittens in a basket out there.”
  • A friend needs help with his computer? “Dude, it’s a 1-2-3 process. Kittens…in a…basket. Done.”
  • Grandfather reaches for your hand as he lay in his hospital bed? “Pep-pep, life is but a kitten…several, in fact. And you? You are but the basket. I love you. Now get some rest. Good night.”
Probably a metaphor for life.
 
 

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