Oct 13, 2011 Comments Off

USGP Stock Dialogue #3 (AMAZING 3-IN-1 OFFER!)

USGP Stock Dialogue® is a collection of original, licensed dialogue between 2 or more characters. The purpose is to help you fill those holes in your script, poem, article or story. The dialogue is ‘out of context’ until you give it a broader meaning. Click here to learn more about this wonderful service.

For the first time, enjoy this amazing 3-in-1 offer!

Stock Dialogue #3:

LOVE CONFUSED
$49 for all three pieces
Royalty Free

GUY: Can I get some chicken fingers, another beer and your phone number?

WAITRESS: Do you really think that’s going to work on me?

GUY: Wait, no…I wasn’t…I didn’t mean…Oh, this is funny. What I meant was I would like some chicken fingers, another beer and your phone number so that I can call and tell you what a terrible job you’ve been doing all evening. I didn’t want to embarrass you at work.

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GIRL: You make me feel like I’m the only person in the world that matters…like…like I can do anything.

GUY: I like how you’re a girl.

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GUY: You look hot.
GIRL: Thanks.
GUY: No, I mean that outfit looks like it would be warm.
GIRL: Oh…
GUY: Like…You look kind of sweaty.
GIRL: That’s not really…
GUY: I’m trying to lend you my new sweat rag.

 

Jul 22, 2011 Comments Off

USGP Stock Dialogue #2

USGP Stock Dialogue® is a collection of original, licensed dialogue between 2 or more characters. The purpose is to help you fill those holes in your script, poem, article or story. The dialogue is ‘out of context’ until you give it a broader meaning.

Click here to learn more about this wonderful service.

Stock Dialogue #2:

MAYO
$49
Royalty Free

COWORKER 1: [to waitress] No mayo on my sandwich, please.

COWORKER 2: Real men eat mayo.

COWORKER 1: [balled fist] I’ll PUT you in the the Mayo…Clinic!

COWORKER 2: What does that mean?

COWORKER 1: It means my punches will not only send you to the hospital, but a specialty hospital. That’s right…there is currently no cure for these fists. There is only treatment for the symptoms.

COWORKER 2: Am I to understand that you can hurt someone SO badly with your fists that they need special treatment?

COWORKER 1: No, it’s more like I can give people odd diseases just by punching them. It’s actually been kind of a curse my whole life…

COWORKER 2: Are you crying?

COWORKER 1: Stop looking at me or I’ll give you Gynecomastia.

All dialogue is property of USGP and its licensors and may be protected by intellectual property laws including laws relating to copyrights, trade-marks, trade-names, internet domain names, and other similar rights.

Unless you have entered into a separate agreement with USGP, such as a Royalty Free License Agreement, any other use of these Materials without written permission is prohibited.

Jun 18, 2011 Comments Off

USGP Stock Dialogue #1

To help pay the bills at Garbage Party and keep this mess moving along, we are now offering up Stock Dialogue®.

So what is it?

USGP Stock Dialogue® is a collection of licensed dialogue between 2 or more characters. Each piece is 100% original and written by our staff at USGP. The purpose is to help you fill those holes in your script, poem, article or story. The dialogue is ‘out of context’ until you give it a broader meaning.

With ‘rights managed’ dialogue, an individual licensing agreement is negotiated before payment and use. With ‘royalty free’ dialogue  a single fee is charged allowing the buyer to use the dialogue in an unlimited number of ways.

Please contact the Garbage Party offices if you’re interested in Stock Dialogue #1 and any future products.

Stock Dialogue #1:

OLD FRIENDS
$29
Royalty Free

FRIEND 1: [feeding the parking meter outside restaurant] THAT should give us enough time to eat.

FRIEND 2: [adds another quarter]

FRIEND 1: What’s that for?

FRIEND 2: THAT’S to catch up with an old friend.

All dialogue is property of USGP and its licensors and may be protected by intellectual property laws including laws relating to copyrights, trade-marks, trade-names, internet domain names, and other similar rights.

Unless you have entered into a separate agreement with USGP, such as a Royalty Free License Agreement, any other use of these Materials without written permission is prohibited.

CONTACT: usgparty@gmail.com

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