About Garbage Party

Unsanctioned Garbage Party or “USGP” was founded for the purpose of celebrating the aspirations of every man, woman and child regardless of age, race, religion or geographical region. You will also find a handful of wiener jokes.

USGP is loosely controlled by an actual adult. No money was accepted (or offered) to create the items on this site or the accompanying Twitter page.

The views and puns expressed here do not necessarily reflect those of his employer, friends or family. But if shit hits the fan, he’s taking them all down with him.

Contact Garbage Party:

EMAIL: usgparty@gmail.com

TWITTER: @USGParty

URL: You’re swimmin’ in it.

 

 

CONTACT: usgparty@gmail.com

  • My father's murderer has not been caught due entirely to the fact that he has not yet been murdered.
  • If it's not One Thing, it's Another—and I swear to GOD if I catch either of those little bastards in my yard again I'll whip their asses!
  • I spent four minutes looking at Juggalos on the internet and now I'm addicted to meth.
  • Forget everything you've ever known about The Alamo.
  • I wrote a spec script for a spinoff of Silk Stalkings called 'Crotch Heat.' It was well received.
  • If I had to describe myself in 3 words or less it would be: sticky in parts
  • As entertainment mediums, I enjoy both television AND film.
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