Recent Tweets by Unsanctioned Garbage Party

• So based on pictures and videos I've seen, "cosplay" is basically dress-up for autistic adults.
• Daddy-Daughter Day! https://t.co/f42OJp7ao2
• The main difference between a sex tape and porn is the lighting.
• There can be no less than 22 Jimmy Johns employees behind the counter during lunch hour. All must stare while customers order. #fastfoodlaw
• HIDE-&-GO-SEEK-KID-TIP: Hide inside of an abandoned refrigerator. Or a new one.
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• This little guy was too shy to tell me I could only park there for 15 minutes. http://t.co/XFrRiBkUg2