Aug 26, 2011 Comments Off

QUIZ: Pro Wrestling Faction, Nightclub or Megachurch?

Do you know the difference between a group of grapplers, a nightclub and a giant place of worship? You do? What about based on the name only?


Below are 10 names of ONLY a Wrestling Faction, Nightclub OR Megachurch (at the time of posting this).

Please don’t just dive into this quiz like a crazy person. It may be the hardest thing you do all week. Take it slow. If you survive, please share some of your new knowledge with a loved one.

To see the answer, click, drag and highlight the area next to the name.

  1. BROOD   Wrestling Faction (WWF 1998 – 1999)
  2. PERIMETER   Church (Duluth, GA)
  3. THE FLOCK  Wrestling Faction (WCW 1997)
  4. EVE   Nightclub (Las Vegas, NV)
  5. SUNRISE   Church (multiple locations, U.S.)
  6. SWEET & SOUR   Wrestling Faction (ROH 2007 – 2009)
  7. NATION   Nightclub (Washington, D. C.)
  8. THE COLLECTIVE   Nightclub (New York City, NY)
  9. NEXUS   Wrestling Faction (WWE  2010 – 2011)
  10. NEW BIRTH   Church (multiple locations, U.S.)

BONUS INFORMATION!
The following names are shared by MULTIPLE wrestling factions, nightclubs OR churches:
Evolution (Wrestling Faction/Nightclub)
Corporation (Wrestling Faction/Nightclub)
New Church (Wrestling Faction/Church)
Revolution (Wrestling Faction/Nightclub/Church)
 Silo (Nightclub/Church)
Garage (Nightclub/Church)
Motion (Nightclub/Church)
 Element (Nightclub/Church)

Aug 14, 2011 Comments Off

ADVICE: Entering the Job Market

You will hear many words of wisdom as you transition from student to employee. Most of the advice will be short and to the point. But, I can tell you this young friend: your well-wishers are cheating you with their abridged guidance.

One of the more popular lessons, IN ITS ENTIRETY, is below…

Don’t burn bridges.

Usually don’t.

Be aware that most bridges are corporate ladders turned sideways. Take note if it’s more of a corporate ROPE ladder stretched awkwardly across two cliffs.

Then burn it as soon as you get safely to your desired side.

Those still taking their delicate steps will be more concerned with the approaching flames than with the source of this new crisis.

Breathe deep as your competition plunge to the river below.

Good Luck out there!
Love,
Garbage Party 


 

CONTACT: usgparty@gmail.com

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