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COWORKER 1: [to waitress] No mayo on my sandwich, please.

COWORKER 2: Real men eat mayo.

COWORKER 1: [balled fist] I’ll PUT you in the the Mayo…Clinic!

COWORKER 2: What does that mean?

COWORKER 1: It means my punches will not only send you to the hospital, but a specialty hospital. That’s right…there is currently no cure for these fists. There is only treatment for the symptoms.

COWORKER 2: Am I to understand that you can hurt someone SO badly with your fists that they need special treatment?

COWORKER 1: No, it’s more like I can give people odd diseases just by punching them. It’s actually been kind of a curse my whole life…

COWORKER 2: Are you crying?

COWORKER 1: Stop looking at me or I’ll give you Gynecomastia.

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It’s not that I don’t want to answer the question ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ —it’s just that the question is too broad. Plus, he died a long time ago.

What would he do…when? with who? under what circumstances? A Jesus-type-guy could find himself in a pretty endless number of situations. Here are some realistic scenarios with his possible reactions.

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